I am sexy and I know it.

That moment when your life can be described as a series of hashtags. #FML to top it all, followed by #MustLoseWeightOrDie and #HavingAPretendedLifeOnTheInternetIsEpicFail .

Ok the time I have to log in here and update you is directly proportional to the time I spend listening to Aerosmith's songs. Yes, none. So Basically this is a short post because I have to rush back and gulp loads of water. For the unaware I am on a drink-8-glasses-of-water spree. Earlier in my life I have always been surprised how come I pee regularly with the amount of water I used to drink, because technically and scientifically it should have happened once a week.

8 days later I have a Family Function. And no, not a Family Fuction that I am being dragged to BUT in fact a Family Function that I am happily willfully going to. NowNow the dress I shall be wearing is body hugging, so to avoid looking like a huge elephant that has been forced at gun point to fit in a swimsuit, I have to DIET.
Yes Peeeepal, NIA CHARMS the goddess of food and unhealthy snacking, the epitome of cheese burst pizzas and the official sponsor of Fizz drinks is finally going on a diet. 


(NowNow doesn't my cartoon version of me look slim already?)
Plus Heels will take a swirling entry into my life. Yes, despite being a girl (though some would deny that) I have never tried wearing heels. Not even the ones that are subtly attached to some sandals. So I am really looking forward to dwindling and walking by the walls with full support and falling mid ways. Damn them celebrations.
So Byeth people, the next post will be posted by a slimmer Nia Charms. Look forward to it and keep sending me Fan Mails.

(NO I DO NOT GET FAN MAILS AND THIS IS A NOT-SO-SUBTLE HINT TO YOU GUYS TO WRITE TO ME AND TELL ME HOW YOU CANT PASS A SINGLE DAY WITHOUT ME POSTING SHIT.)

Now I should go and pee. You cant count how many times you have to rush to the bathroom if you decide to drink 8 glasses of water in a day.



18 comments:

  1. 5th and 6th line, trust me.. am really ROFL :P :P
    technically and scientifically a good info, but with your humor and frankly FUNNY(typical post of yours) :)
    Informatica and funny as well !
    i will be visiting againnnnnn and againnn for tips :P :P
    DeepaK

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    1. My life's tragedy is your funny.
      :/

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    2. And I have the reverse issue. I just can't put on weight no matter how much I eat.

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  2. awww...diet .. i've been trying it too and at such times mom decided to make biryani or order for pizza.. lifee ahh :P

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    1. Seriously. Mom's dont want us to look sexy. :/

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  3. errr... happy bathroom trips... and i hope the diet stays.... and good luck for everything... and even ur comments are funny... god :P.... nice... hope the function goes well :)

    Take care and keep writing..........

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    1. It did. Even the function. I managed to lose a few kgs.

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  4. The humor, oh boy, LMAO.
    Good luck with the turning sexy thing, Cheers Nia :)

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    1. I did. Just 1% less than Jennifer Aniston.

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  5. This blog is very beautiful. I want this type of information but not get anywhere and now I got from your post. You should continue do this type of post.

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