Well not life I d rather say circumstances.
Oh wait news update from the brain its not circumstances either.
I cannot understand people. I just cannot understand people. Period.
Well its soo difficult to understand your own self let alone another human being.
At one moment I want this, on another I want that . When asked I ll opt for this only regretting it seconds later and being too egoistic to accept.
I have been too proud of myself that I haven't ever been a girly girl.
Girls please don't throw stones at me but let's just accept 50% of the girls are plain stupid, even 70% of the boys too but right now let's just not deviate !
Ok so back to girls. They can't drive.
Yes a strict warning donot try to mess with a car that's being driven by a girl or by a surd. I am not being racist I am just quoting a lame joke.
Yes comin back to girls they can't drive, they can't take a joke, they can't clearly say what they want, they always want to be a princess expect over-politeness from everybody and then fighting against not being treated equally as a guy.
If you want to be treated equal, first consider yourself equal. Don't be like 'don't you know how to behave with a girl?' And then I am equal . If you are equal why the hell do one has to behave specially with you?
I may be completely wrong making an ass of myself, but its 2a.m, I am on a fighting spree, my brain is burnt, I am high on caffeine and I DON'T CARE A DAMN.
So back to me never being a girly girl. Or that's what I thought. But things changed. I asked for a thing I didn't want just to be looked at like someone who understands. But the truth: I don't understand. Just make it my way alright?
And then I regretted saying that just 1...2...2and a half seconds later. Maaan what was I thinking. Now my alter ego EGO (umm does that make sense?) the bitch won't let me accept it to him.
Well screw myself. I hate this stupid-girly part. What next ?? Patting on kilograms of makeup?
Where am I heading? DOOM!!
Don't try to invade in someone's privacy! Everybody needs their space in a relationship.
Who the fuCK said that ?
Theirs no fucking thing as SPACE!
You want space go to the outer space.
(pardon the lameness. Remember the caffeine part and be nice)
So expert advice:
Stalk people every second.
Keep an eye on every move. Pester them.
Show them the nosy you.
P.S: Girls and surds donot sue me. I joke I joke I kid I kid.
P.P.S: quick question tumblr or blogger ?
Fast fast answer me!
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2. You can't say both.
Just answer its a matter of life and death.
And cappuccinos are awesome.